Wednesday was my lucky day.

I've found the pots of gold at the end of the rainbow. You read that right, not just one pot but 10! It started early Wednesday morning with an email from a soldier in Iraq. He and His Sargeant had found some of Saddam's fortune stuffed in barrels (apparently that's where he kept all of his money). He needed my help to get the money to the states (8 million). How can I resist, it would be unpatriotic wouldn't it? My cut from that would be enough to retire, but it didn't stop there, no the day just got better and better. I won the British Lottery, not once but 3 times for a total of 1,932,000 British Pounds (don't know how much that is in American but I think I'll keep in pounds for awhile). Both Nigeria and Benin West Africa want to send me atm cards worth 1.5 and 1.2 million. They both have daily withdrawal limits but I guess I can live with that. Nigeria has even enlisted the FBI to help me monitor the situation, wasn't that nice of them. The United Nations wants to send me 20 million from an inheritance or a lottery they're not really sure which it is. The last two broke my heart, such sad stories. William from I think Japan only has a few months to live and needs my help to give 50 million to charity before he dies. Think I'll donate it to the Human fund. Then lastly poor orphan Peter, whose parents were assassinated by mafians, yes mafians, (you should always be on the lookout for mafians) needs to 8 million to U.S. Oh well, everyone has to die sometime, this way I get more money. I better start responding to those emails. What a wonderful world we live in.